Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
fucking hell I saw this two days ago and it had 46 notes
what space program gets the most booty
This is such bullshit I will not have these rumors spread about me
i’ve seen enough porn to know what they’ll expect of me at this job interview
i have no life anymore after this pic
*SCREAMS AND RUNS AROUND THE ROOM WAVING ARMS WILDLY*
careful they hide in your cavities